This just in, from the Young Lions’ newsroom:

The three stooges will in fact be performing, 4th of July, at Cancun’s, from 7-10.

Reporters tell me this is pretty special because they will be debuting “The Analog Kid” by Rush, and the fact that these guys don’t do outdoor summer shows very often — something about the drummer being a wuss.

Well, that’s the way the cookie crumbles. This has been the Young Lions news report, I’m that guy, and good day. See you July 4th, my babies…